know a few criminals...

...now you can give them something to read while they’re “otherwise disposed!” AND it’s an ideal handout for corporate governance seminars.

Jobs keep disappearing, we’re all struggling to make ends meet, and the Standard and Poor’s is all Poor and no Standard. You are still mad that those hot stocks you put all your savings into turned out just to be hyped-up scams. Half of corporate

America faces incarceration and the other half woke up one morning to find that their jobs had moved to New Delhi where a guy called Pranesh does the same work for fifty bucks a year. Whichever camp you are in, if you didn’t laugh, you’d cry, right?

Life’s too short. Chill out and laugh. Need something to idle your evenings away after a hard day of breaking rocks? Or a little book to pass the time of day after you’ve kissed your spouse goodbye and gone off to a job you no longer have? This one’s definitely for you.

Seventeen adapted nursery rhymes help put the antics and plight of the modern American corporate criminal into amusing perspective. All at a price even you can still afford.

Art by Jerry Fuchs.

Nursery Rhymes For Corporate Criminals

Get one for Martha!

Includes:

Hey Diddle Diddle

Incy Wincy Auditor

Rock-a-Bye Chairman

CFO, CFO, Where Have You Been?

There Was A Crooked Man

And many more!